Sex Krazy or Serial Killer? November 9, 2002
Another sex problem: Her beau just can't get enough. But is he hiding a terrible secret? Brouuuoohahahahah!!
Going the Distance April 2, 2002
Long-distance lover works wonders on the road, not so good in front of the hometown crowd.
dictionary part II December 30, 2001
The client from dictionary is back for more.
Little Trouble in Big D July 20, 2001
Some people are addicted to drugs, some to food, and some to sex. This client is addicted to clichés and hackneyed expressions -- shaken, not stirred.
dictionary June 14, 2001
self-destructive, lower-case loving, depressive -- a friend of mine
A Prickly Situation April 3, 2001
You've got to love the penis. Or do you? This phallophile wants to know.
Trifecta January 5, 1998
A serious look at our own mortality, or at least the mortality of three pop-culture super-freaks
ANALysis January 5, 1998
The problems of being an up-the-butt girl
Hansonmania September 24, 1997
As far as boy-bands go, the Hansons weren't completely evil -- except in the twisted pit of this client's nightmares.
Emoticonally Yours September 3, 1997
Mommas, don't let yer babies grow up to send email.
cc Writer September 3, 1997
Love on the 'net. Tough love. Language skills. Sexual predation.
Send me an Angel September 3, 1997
Question: dream analysis, Charlie's Angels, pre-Lucy-Liu, Drew, and Cameron D. Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that. Charlie, how your angels get down like that?
Satan's Midnight Runners August 22, 1997
Over-Sexed Machine August 22, 1997
Woman, wife, thy name is insatiableness. Insatiableness Jones.
8 Times a Lady August 22, 1997
The letter that started it all. Sex. Dreams. Cephalopods. What else could you want?